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Droppin the kids off on Jacksboro highway - mom of the year abandons her kiddies and lives in Haltom City.
 

How dare dfw.com call our mayor dumb with a license plate that cool - Rumor has it that Jack Bensonhurst has the same plate on his caprice classic.....

 
R.I.P - Dom the sales guy passed away in New Orleans, Louisiana Saturday around 1 AM at the city hospital.  We will all miss Dom dearly.  This was Dom the evening he passed on partying and negotiating a deal with a high rolling NOLA business man

 

 
The Results are in and it looks like we have a winner.  Calvin White takes Nancy Watkins at the polls.   As one board poster said, that's pretty pathetic in a town of almost 40,000 only 2,000 people show up to vote.

 

 
10 Cent - Start your hip hop career in Haltom City.

 
Mommy gives boy GHB in a bottle

 
Haltom City is having a 4th of July parade and wants floats, cars, etc.  We are thinking about having a float in the parade.  Dom the sales guy has been tasked with putting together the float on a shoestring budget.  If you want to ride on our float post your info in our message board and we will contact you

 
Mosquitoes breed in stagnant towns!  Breaking news, Haltom City sprays for mosquitoes! - Too bad they didn't acknowledge there was a problem with jackass jailers raping women.  Maybe they could have sprayed them also.
 
The High Life (not MGD) - Who lives in the Haltom city mansion??  Mr. Bensonhurst may be interested in purchasing the estate if it ever goes up on the market.  Mr. Bensonhurst would be the Hugh Hefner of Haltom City, or make that Huge Heffer.........

Jack Bensonhurst's current estate

 
HaltomCity.com bash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - We are thinking of throwing a big ol' bash Haltom City style (no booze, no gambling, etc).  We may converge at the handicap park off 820.  Let us know what you think, let's break out the iced tea and potato salad and get down!
 
Haltom City girl gone wild - Yeah I know it's old news already but it's nuts.  This girl only 14 years of age being held for killing a man and his daughter.  ......
 

Sanski grows a beard! - Everyone's favorite intern has decided to grow a beard.  Even though a beard is not in compliance with our dress code at HaltomCity.com,  we decided to let him keep it until his band plays their first gig.  His band "Split Open Cow" are playing at some party in Northside this weekend.

 
Slots put out - Cops bust Haltom City "casinos".   This town could use some organized gaming.  I can just see it now, they could reopen Barnicle Bills and have a Mandalay Bay Haltom style.  What's wrong with a little gambling anyhow?  Dom the sales guy won a 10 dollar gift certificate to the dollar store in a back room game parlor last year and it was the highlight of his year.  No booze, no gaming, no fun!
 
Foul ups and general tomfoolery - Hey the new Broadway view is up!
Joel Weisbeck gone - I'm extremely disappointed to announce that Joel Weisbeck was lost in an accident over the three day weekend.  Joel was on a road trip to Vancouver Canada and taking a nap at a rest stop in Oregon.  Sanski was with Joel but fortunately had gone on a hike and was not in the car when the accident occured.  Joel had battled with his alcohol problems for years and this is a tragic end.  Our condolences go out to Joels family and we are also accepting resumes for a new sales agent.

 

 

How dare dfw.com call our mayor dumb with a license plate that cool - Rumor has it that Jack Bensonhurst has the same plate on his caprice classic.....

 

 

 
R.I.P - Dom the sales guy passed away in New Orleans, Louisiana Saturday around 1 AM at the city hospital.  We will all miss Dom dearly.  This was Dom the evening he passed on partying and negotiating a deal with a high rolling NOLA business man

 

 

And the best place to eat in Haltom City is.......... One more week and we will announce the results.  Place your vote so you can see the prized HaltomCity.com best of award hanging on the wall.  And no it's not Pullet Surprise.  Cast your vote here

 

 

Welcome Joel Wesbeck!!!! - We replaced Dom this morning with our new sales agent Joel Wesbeck.  Joel brings over 7 years of sales experience from a large lighting fixture corporation.  We signed the papers this morning and Joel is on board.  That's our lawyer in the background excited about the future of HaltomCity.com!  Looks like the site is back up for a while.  We will miss Dom but Joel brings new blood to the group.

 

 

 

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Been trying to contact us?  Sorry our mail was down and we have a new one set up.  Click the contact link above to send us a mail (or just send us one at haltomcity@lycos.com)
 
Buffalo Tale (or tail) - Every hear the famous Haltom City rumor about the water tower off 820?  It has to do with the Peanuts character Snoopy.  Read on for more.......
 
"Bubbaville" - More Good Press for Haltom City!  Although they didn't mention us in the article, the FW Weekly did a pretty good article on Haltom City recently
 

Cause I'm the trash man  - Great information submitted to me from someone who lives on Nadine, I'll send one of our staff right over.  Here is the info I was sent: "I live at xxxx nadine and the trash men spilled trash all over my lawn today. I will pretend it was on not on purpose. Please send someone on Friday to clean the mess up."